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THE LADIES' BOOK OF USEFUL INFORMATION. Preface
CONTENTS
PERSONAL BEAUTY-1
PERSONAL BEAUTY-2
PERSONAL BEAUTY-3
PERSONAL BEAUTY-4
PERSONAL BEAUTY-5
PERSONAL BEAUTY-6
PERSONAL BEAUTY-7
TREATING OF MISCELLANEOUS MATTERS-1
MARRIAGE-1
MARRIAGE-2
MARRIAGE-3
LOVE AND MARRIAGE-1
WHEN TO MARRY-HOW TO SELECT A PARTNER ON RIGHT PRINCIPLES
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE-ITS LAWS AND CONDITIONS-ITS USE AND ABUSE
MARRIAGE
PREGNANCY-LABOR-PARTURITION-1
PREGNANCY-LABOR-PARTURITION-2
MENSTRUATION
COLLECTION OF VALUABLE MEDICAL COMPOUNDS
THINGS FOR THE SICK ROOM
THINGS CURIOUS AND USEFUL
HOME DECORATION
FLORAL
HOW TO DO YOUR OWN STAMPING AND MAKE YOUR OWN PATTERNS. BRONZE WORK
CHAPTER 18
INDEX
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES. INTRODUCTION
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-1
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-2
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-3
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-4
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-5
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-6
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-7
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-8

always _gives one kind kiss before she parts_; 

and 

 

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and as she is now only nineteen, can sing 

a French as well as an English song, and 

has a very good friend, whose name she at 

present assumes: you must not approach 

her shrine without being well fortifyed 

with _root of all evil_. 

 

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Miss B--nd, No. 28, _Frith-Street_. 

 

A rose-bud blows in either cheek, 

Round which the lily makes its bed; 

Two dimples sweet good nature speak, 

And auburn ringlets deck her head. 

Her heaving breasts pant keen desire, 

Their blushing summits own the flame; 

Her eyes seem wishing _something nigher_, 

Her hand conducts it to the same. 

 

Miss B--nd is a very genteel agreeable 

little girl, and is distinguished more by 

the elegancy of her dress, than the beauty 

of her person, which might perhaps have 

been ranked in the list of tolerable's, had 

not the small-pox been quite so unkind; 

she is, nevertheless, a desirable _well tem- 

pered 

 

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pered piece_, and one that does not degrade 

herself by her company or her actions; 

she comes into our corps, in confequence 

of her good keeper's leaving England, 

and enlists a volunteer, in all the spright- 

liness and vivacity of nineteen, with 

beautiful auburn hair, and a pair of 

pretty languishing blue peepers, that 

seem at every glance to tell you how 

nature stands affected below; nor will 

those swimming luminaries deceive you; 

_it_ is ever ready to receive the _well formed 

tumid guest_, and as the _external crura_ en- 

twine and press _home_ the _vigorous tool_, the 

_internal crura_ embrace it, and presses out 

the last _precious drops_ of the _vital fluid_, 

which her hand, by stealth, conveyed to 

the _treasure bags_ of nature, by tender 

_squeezings_ seem to increase the undiscrib- 

able rapture, at the _dye away moment_; in 

short, during her performance of _venereal 

rites_, she is all the heart of the most in- 

flamed sensualist can wish, or any man 

that has two spare guineas in his pocket, 

can desire. 

 

 

Miss 

 

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Miss Gr--n, No. 32, _Little Russel-Street_. 

 

Strait a new heat return'd with his embrace, 

Warmth to my blood and colour to my face; 

Till at the length, with mutual kisses fir'd,) 

To the last bliss we eagerly aspir'd, ] 

And both alike attain'd, what both alike ) 

desir'd. 

 

When beauty beats up for recruits, he 

must be an errant coward indeed, who re- 

fuses to enlist under its banner; and 

when good humour, complaisance, and 

engaging behaviour are the rewards of 

service, it is shameful to desert. This 

lady's charms attract most who behold 

them; though of a low stature, and 


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