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THE LADIES' BOOK OF USEFUL INFORMATION. Preface
CONTENTS
PERSONAL BEAUTY-1
PERSONAL BEAUTY-2
PERSONAL BEAUTY-3
PERSONAL BEAUTY-4
PERSONAL BEAUTY-5
PERSONAL BEAUTY-6
PERSONAL BEAUTY-7
TREATING OF MISCELLANEOUS MATTERS-1
MARRIAGE-1
MARRIAGE-2
MARRIAGE-3
LOVE AND MARRIAGE-1
WHEN TO MARRY-HOW TO SELECT A PARTNER ON RIGHT PRINCIPLES
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE-ITS LAWS AND CONDITIONS-ITS USE AND ABUSE
MARRIAGE
PREGNANCY-LABOR-PARTURITION-1
PREGNANCY-LABOR-PARTURITION-2
MENSTRUATION
COLLECTION OF VALUABLE MEDICAL COMPOUNDS
THINGS FOR THE SICK ROOM
THINGS CURIOUS AND USEFUL
HOME DECORATION
FLORAL
HOW TO DO YOUR OWN STAMPING AND MAKE YOUR OWN PATTERNS. BRONZE WORK
CHAPTER 18
INDEX
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES. INTRODUCTION
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-1
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-2
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-3
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-4
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-5
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-6
HARRIS's LIST OF COVENT-GARDEN LADIES-7
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and frolick as fertile fancy ever formed; 

fraught with every melting charm that 

can be found in the field of Venus, for- 

tunate for the true lovers of fat, should 

fate throw them into the possession of 

such full grown. beauties. Can you 

conceive the lightest tints of an Italian 

sky? Such then her melting eye; can 

you figure to your imagination the swel- 

ling ripeness of two tempting cherries? 

such 

 

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such then her lips; though some might 

be led to imagine if they were a size less, 

they would be full as tempting. Can you 

place before your eyes, two beds of down 

for Cupids to sport on? Such then her 

breasts. Would you wish for an _ambush_, 

for some of their more wanton brothers 

to play at _hide_ and _seek_ in? Show them 

her Cyprian mounts. Have you a desire 

to roll in the loose luscious lap of lip- 

inviting luxury? _Spend_ an hour in her 

arms; that is, if Mr. C--tt--n should 

not be there first; he being so great a 

favourite, she is always denied when in 

his company. If not at home, she is to 

be found at any of the public hops, and 

in general with her favourite man, who 

we are told, won her first by virtue of his 

fiddle-stick, and has, since her first attach- 

ment, kept her in very good tune; if any 

of our readers wishes to try a tune with 

her, _he_ must pay for it; but she is not at 

all exorbitant in her demands, seldom 

wishing to turn money away. 

 

 

Miss 

 

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Miss Nancy D--v--s, No. 31, _Wells- 

street_. 

 

Well pleas'd at the _frolic_, she laugh'd at the 

pain, 

And wish'd with more ardour, to try it again; 

Which, when _handled_ and _dandled_, and made 

fit for use, 

She push'd with less pain, as the parts grew 

more loose; 

Then _upping_ and _downing_, kind nature told 

how, 

She cry'd over-raptur'd, it does not hurt now. 

 

This was her confession to her dear Mr. 

Wh--te, had she less partiality for him, 

her friends in general would have a greater 

partiality for her; she has a tolerable pretty 

mouth, we wish we could pay her teeth 

the same compliment; that mouth she 

thinks serves as an index to its _cousin be- 

low_; to be sure she has learned the wrig- 

ling part of pleasing, and would willing- 

lY make her gentlemen believe, when in 

the _heat_ of the engagement,' that he is 

giving her pain; but however large the 

_premises_ may be, she certainly has attained 

a very pleasing method of _contracting them_, 

never meeting with one she could not per- 

fectly well accommodate, from an infant 

shoe 

 

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shoe to a _jack_ boot. She is of the mid- 

dling size, with dark hair and eyes; re- 

tains a good complexion without the 

assistance of rouge or pearl powder; is 


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