Miss C--rb--t, No. 16, _Goodge-street_. 

Panting she lay, and fetch'd long double sighs, 

Whilst with thick mists pleasure had dimmed 

her eyes. 

Some girls have been debauched by 

delusive arts, and under promises of mar- 

riage, and others have commenced har- 

lots through want, but neither of these 

motives actuated this lady's principles; 

it was mere lewdness that overpowered 

all nature's works, and stamped the princi- 

ples of conjunction and copulation at a 

very early period: Ere twelve summers 

had warmed her constitution, she learned 

the use of different machines, and felt 

the effects of friction as soon as she had 

any genial fluid within her. Who first 

stamped her virgin mould, we are at a 

loss to tell, but from the luxuriance of 

the 

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the present soil, guess it was broke open 

at an early period. She is a very luscious 

looking piece, with dark eyes and hair, a 

very good complexion, tall, and genteely 

formed, with a charming slender leg, and 

a pretty foot, which she never troubles 

the gentlemen to stoop very low to have 

a perfect view of. She is very good na- 

tured, sings a good song, and is in bed a 

charming companion, particularly at this 

season of the year; for she is desirous of 

having every part in contact the whole 

night. In regard to price, she has one 

fixed rule; she always measures a gentle- 

man's _may-pole_ by a standard of _nine 

inches_, and expects a guinea for every 

inch it is short of full measure. 

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Miss G--rd--ner, No. 47, _Union-street, 

Oxford street_. 

She thrust among the bushes her fair hand, 

To draw the plant; and every plant she drew, 

She shook the stalk, and brushed away the dew. 

This lady's character answers exceed- 

ingly well to her name, being exquisitely 

well skilled in the art of _raising_ plants in 

a _hot-bed_; this she practices on her own 

_bottom_, 

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_bottom_, but still wishes for a partner to be 

concerned in the business. Her person is 

pleasing, she has the roses in her cheeks, 

encircled with beds of never fading lilys; 

is as strait as a pine of two years growth, 

though not quite so tall; her locks shine 

like black maiden hair, and she is as full 

of juice as a _ripe amber goose-berry_; she 

takes a guinea to be _engrafted_ upon, and 

is a very agreeable sprig of _hare-hound_. 

She is much esteemed by the lovers of 

_planting_, for having a beautiful show of 

_navel-wort_, and her fondness for _rampions_ 

and _amber vitae_, she despises _fool-stones_, 

_cuckow pintle_, _Jews ears_, or _birch_; but 

particularly likes _Adam's Apple-tree_, _sensi- 

tive plant_, _stich-wort_, _nutmegs_, and such 

valuable productions. To all such she is 

free, for her _lips_ opens her _lady's mantle_,