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Miss C--rb--t, No. 16, _Goodge-street_.
Panting she lay, and fetch'd long double sighs, Whilst with thick mists pleasure had dimmed her eyes.
Some girls have been debauched by delusive arts, and under promises of mar- riage, and others have commenced har- lots through want, but neither of these motives actuated this lady's principles; it was mere lewdness that overpowered all nature's works, and stamped the princi- ples of conjunction and copulation at a very early period: Ere twelve summers had warmed her constitution, she learned the use of different machines, and felt the effects of friction as soon as she had any genial fluid within her. Who first stamped her virgin mould, we are at a loss to tell, but from the luxuriance of the
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the present soil, guess it was broke open at an early period. She is a very luscious looking piece, with dark eyes and hair, a very good complexion, tall, and genteely formed, with a charming slender leg, and a pretty foot, which she never troubles the gentlemen to stoop very low to have a perfect view of. She is very good na- tured, sings a good song, and is in bed a charming companion, particularly at this season of the year; for she is desirous of having every part in contact the whole night. In regard to price, she has one fixed rule; she always measures a gentle- man's _may-pole_ by a standard of _nine inches_, and expects a guinea for every inch it is short of full measure.
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Miss G--rd--ner, No. 47, _Union-street, Oxford street_.
She thrust among the bushes her fair hand, To draw the plant; and every plant she drew, She shook the stalk, and brushed away the dew.
This lady's character answers exceed- ingly well to her name, being exquisitely well skilled in the art of _raising_ plants in a _hot-bed_; this she practices on her own _bottom_,
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_bottom_, but still wishes for a partner to be concerned in the business. Her person is pleasing, she has the roses in her cheeks, encircled with beds of never fading lilys; is as strait as a pine of two years growth, though not quite so tall; her locks shine like black maiden hair, and she is as full of juice as a _ripe amber goose-berry_; she takes a guinea to be _engrafted_ upon, and is a very agreeable sprig of _hare-hound_. She is much esteemed by the lovers of _planting_, for having a beautiful show of _navel-wort_, and her fondness for _rampions_ and _amber vitae_, she despises _fool-stones_, _cuckow pintle_, _Jews ears_, or _birch_; but particularly likes _Adam's Apple-tree_, _sensi- tive plant_, _stich-wort_, _nutmegs_, and such valuable productions. To all such she is free, for her _lips_ opens her _lady's mantle_, Page 3 from 6: Back 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 Forward |